whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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kanyezayn:

“if you illegally download yoU ARen’t a trUE fan”

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fyeahtutorial:

Download photoshop

• PHOTOSHOP CS
• PHOTOSHOP CS2
• PHOTOSHOP CS3
• PHOTOSHOP CS4
• PHOTOSHOP CS5

Download kmplayer

• KMPLAYER

Download youtube downloader

• YOUTUBE DOWNLOADER

Download video converter

• VIDEO CONVERTER

Others

• GIMP
• PHOTOSCAPE 
• PHOTO EDITOR
• PICASA 3

Online photo editor (no need to download!)

• PICNIK
• FOTOFLEXER
• PIXLR
• PHIXR
• LUNAPIC
• PIZAP
• IPICCY
• BEFUNKY
• MAGMYPIC
• FOTOTRIX

Snapshot with effects (no need to download!)

• CAMEROID
• FUNFACECAM
• PICANOM
• WEBCAM PHOTO

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strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page

shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO

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the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

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sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

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jetgreguar:

crazyhamlet:

e1n:

I think regardless of style or personality, your character should run properly. Awkward run ruins everything.

Don’t believe me? Try running the wrong way, see how far that gets you.

For clarity’s sake: the difference between right and wrong here is the arms. Your arms travel opposite your legs.

VERY good reference because these are mistakes i tend to still make at times

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DreamSongsoftheMuses: Friedrich Nietzsche quote. (SOURCE)

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fisheeluver94:

luxury—problem:

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

Are we going to just ignore that Ron was also breaking the rules because rats aren’t on the approved list, either?

And, in fact, since Scabbers is a hand-me-down rat, all the Weasleys were breaking the rules?

Even Percy.

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